Amar'e Stoudemire Poses Nude For ESP

It probably isn't the smartest idea to endear yourself to any new readers who might be unfamiliar with your work by showing a picture of a completely nude Amar'e Stoudemire(notes) jumping into a pool, but, eh ... here's a picture of Amar'e Stoudemire jumping into a pool.

It's from the latest ESPN the Magazine, their second annual "Body Parts" issue, and I know this because I just tossed out the first annual edition over the weekend. This has less to do with the phenomenal photographic work inside than it does the fact that the wicker magazine holder in my bathroom is very, very messy.

I'll let you discuss Stoudemire's sculpted tone and the other more, um, alarming aspects of the shot in the comments section...